It's A Berner-ful Life: Bosley's Guidebook: "How To Be A Good Nurse"

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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Bosley's Guidebook: "How To Be A Good Nurse"

1. Drag the Dog Bed Across the Room.

2. Gently Place the Bed On Top Of the Patient (i.e. Maggie).

3. Make Sure The Patient is Comfortable.

4. Check In With The Supervisor (i.e. mom) to see if anything else needs to be done.

5. Task Completed.

9 comments:

SarahDecember 31, 2008 at 4:25 PM
OMG!!!!

that is really funny, get 'er while she's down Bos.

hey are there any of those beds at costco yet - nice coloured ones? last time i was there there was only blue and white ones!
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manymuddypawsDecember 31, 2008 at 5:20 PM
haha that is too funny!
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Raising AddieDecember 31, 2008 at 6:38 PM
BOL!!

Bosley, you must have known that Maggie was chilly. That was very nice of you to help your sister.

Keep up the good work!

Kisses
Addie
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ParDecember 31, 2008 at 8:26 PM
Wishing your family, friends and you a sweet 2009!
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Amber-MaeJanuary 1, 2009 at 1:02 AM
Oh you're a good nurse Bosley but shouldn't the patient be ON the bed instead of under the bed? Hehehe...

HAP HAP NEW YEAR!!!

Having a pawty hangover,
Solid Gold Dancer
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DianaJanuary 1, 2009 at 6:07 AM
Very Funny!!! Diana
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AnonymousJanuary 1, 2009 at 8:51 AM
I love the series of pictures. Does this happen alot?

Happy Holidays!
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miradukesadieJanuary 1, 2009 at 9:00 AM
This is too funny Kim! What a good nurse Bosely is! and cute too =)
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onecollieJanuary 1, 2009 at 3:16 PM
too funny!!! Maggie didn't even move!!
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