"Hey, this is fun! I just stand here and Mom moves my feet around and gives me treats for doing nothing but standing here and looking handsome."
"More treats?!? I must really be looking extra handsome today!"
"Hey, there is a lady walking towards us - she better not want to touch me."
"That lady is getting closer and I think she wants to touch me."
"Yikes! She is going to touch me!"
"She is touching me. I think I am going to faint!"
(Bosley falls to the ground).
"Yup, I fainted."
And that is how Bosley began his show dog career - not well at all. At least he didn't pee on the judge when he fell to the ground.