Hey, You! With the mittens and the warm boots! It's -20C today.
I don't have mittens or boots. I only have paws. Tender, soft, house dog paws.
My paw! It is cold. I can't even look at you - taking pictures of my awful plight.
Look at my sad face. Look at my cold paws.
Are you just going to stand there - doing nothing?!?
I think this one is going to fall right off. You won't think it is so funny then, will you?
Do you see this look that I am giving you?
My feet! My feet! I can't stand it anymore!!
(You are going to put this on your blog, aren't you?)